One man has come to buy bread covering half a mile on a stormy night. Shopkeeper : Are you married? Customer : Do you believe – if she had been my mother, she would have
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Stranger and Salesman
Stranger : I have come drink wine to forget all. Salesman : In that case, pay me the bill first.
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Salesman : Sir, this sweater is made of pure ewe wool. Customer : It doesn’t matter to me whether the ewe wool is pure or not. Tell me if I will feel hot wearing it. Salesman
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Lady Customer: The dog is of my liking. But its legs are too small. Salesman: Why, ma’am? Why? Its four legs reach the floor.
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Customer: The pant seems to be abnormally loose-fitting. Can you make it a little bit fit? Tailor: I can’t do it as I have a lot of work at my hand to do. Please change
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