Tag: Quarantine jokes
Quarantine Haircuts: From DIY Disaster to Instagram-Worthy Success
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award during quarantine? Because he was outstanding in his field… even with social distancing! 2. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on
Read morePandemic Puns and Social Distancing Shenanigans: A Quarantine Comedy Special
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… of social distancing! 2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.
Read moreSurviving Quarantine: A Beginner’s Guide to Talking to Houseplants
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field… six feet away from everyone! 2. I told my wife I was going to make a quarantine joke.
Read moreQuarantine Life Hacks: How to Turn Your Living Room into a Five-Star Resort
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award during quarantine? Because he was outstanding in his field… all by himself! 2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes during quarantine.
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