1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the gamer cross the road?
To get to the arcade on the other side!
3. Why did the console gamer break up with his PC girlfriend?
Because she was always overheating!
4. Why did the Minecraft player go to the gym?
To work on his blocks!
5. Why don’t Mario and Luigi have a sister?
Because she’d be a Prin-cess Peach!
6. Why did the gamer go to bed with his headset on?
So he could dream about playing video games!
7. Why did the gamer refuse to leave his house?
Because he was waiting for the next level to load!
8. Why don’t game developers trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
9. Why did the Pokémon go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling Pikachu!
10. Why did the console gamer get a job at the grocery store?
Because he heard they had a great produce section!