1. Why did the politician go to the bank?
To check his balance… of power!
2. I told my computer I needed a break from politics,
so now every time I log in, it shows pictures
of broken promises instead.
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field of lies!
4. I asked a politician for his opinion on renewable energy.
He said, “I’m all for it, as long as it doesn’t affect my campaign contributions.”
5. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election?
Because he heard the polls were high!
6. Did you hear about the politician who tried to become a baker?
He kneaded the dough, but couldn’t rise to the occasion.
7. Why did the politician bring a flashlight to the debate?
He wanted to shed some light on the issues…
and maybe find some hidden agenda!
8. Why was the politician always calm during debates?
Because he had mastered the art of political Zen-terpretation.
9. What’s a politician’s favorite type of math?
De-division!
10. Why did the politician break up with their calculator?
Because it could never add up to their lofty promises!