1. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the debate?
Because they wanted to raise the bar!
2. How do politicians stay cool in the summertime?
They use a lot of spin fans!
3. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why did the politician go to therapy?
Because they had too many issues!
5. What do you call a group of politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
6. Why did the politician bring a pencil to the campaign rally?
Because they wanted to draw in more voters!
7. How do politicians stay healthy?
They practice “congress” yoga – they bend over backward to please everyone!
8. Why did the politician cross the road?
To get to the other side of the aisle, of course!
9. What’s a politician’s favorite type of music?
Lobby rock!
10. Why was the computer cold at the political fundraiser?
Because it left its Windows open!