1. Why was the blonde’s computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
2. Why did the blonde get so excited about air?
Because it was free!
3. Why did the blonde wear a lampshade on her head?
To keep her blonde hair in the dark!
4. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
Because it said “concentrate”
5. Why did the blonde get lost in the forest?
Because she was following her own blonde hair!
6. Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
To get chocolate milk!
7. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!
8. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she wanted to make up her mind!
9. Why did the blonde get a ticket?
For parking in a “Blonde Zone”!
10. Why did the blonde get a sunburn on her ear?
She was using a telephone!