1. Why did the scarecrow win the gaming tournament?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What’s a pirate’s favorite gaming console?
The Wii, matey!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way in the gaming world?
Because it lost its bearings!
4. Why don’t skeletons play video games?
They have no guts!
5. What’s Mario’s favorite type of music?
Mushroom and blues!
6. How does a computer take a break?
It presses the space bar!
7. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
8. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. How do you catch a squirrel in a video game?
Climb a tree and pretend to be an acorn!
10. What do you call a group of musical gamers?
The Xbox symphony!