1. Why did the computer get cold?
Because it left its Windows open!
2. Why don’t programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs.
3. Why was the computer so good at singing?
Because it had perfect pitch.
4. Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes from its ex!
5. How do trees use the internet?
They log in.
6. Why don’t robots ever get tired?
Because they recharge themselves.
7. What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver!
8. Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.
9. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
10. Why was the computer tired when it got home?
It had a hard drive!